Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

SMEYER HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU


I know, RobPatt!  My hair feels similarly about this turn of events!

Anyway, Smeyer would just like to let you know that if you don't have babies immortality will just suck.  Seriously, apparently all the female vamps have to do with their endless lives is totally freak the fuck out about pregnancies, because their eternal, stony uteri will never ever give them the one thing they need for satisfaction:

 
That's right.  Babies.  Screaming, wailing babies everywhere.

Because while vampladies' gametes are frozen into tiny icy pebbles of death and decay which, interestingly, could be sold to chill people's martinis,

 
vampmenz sperm are still very much alive and happily impregnating people.  Anyhoo, ladies, so be sure to jump on it and get freaky with your husboyfriend before he turns you all immortal and such, because otherwise you'll lament it for the rest of your very, very long lives.  And it's totally worth it.  I mean, there's that teensy hitch wherein your unholy child chews its way out of your body --



but I'm pretty sure it looks like that guy up there, so no fear -- and then there's the part where yr husboyfriend gives you a C-section with his teeth and then stabs a giant needle full of his drool into yr heart, but given that the interior of your heart looks like this,
 
I wouldn't worry about it too much.  And then there's that bit where your burbling bouncing babylass breaks yr spine and maybe most of yr organs on her way out, but hey!  Nothing immortality can't fix!  In short: babies solve everything, so be a vampire AND a mother.  They go together like rats n' plague!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Buffy's Sex Life: Discuss!

So it was a toss-up whether to post this here or on LJ, but I'm putting it here because I'm betting a certain someone and I get into a gigantic Buffy/feminism tussle.  Yeah!

Anyway, Friday in my English class* we discussed an article** about Buffy.  The bit I had a problem with was where Rutkowsky, who portrays herself as a sex-positive feminist, described vampire foreheads as "swollen," "bumpy," "grotesque" stand-ins for sexual organs.  Ok, swollen, check, bumpy, depends who you talk to...but grotesque?  Did someone have a few too many abstinence-only sex ed classes?  In any case, wound up in a spirited discussion of how the state of people's sexual organs is, actually, my business, and everyone's business, in fact.  Oh, and about how Twilight sucks.

*Buffy spoiler alert*

The interesting bit was where the prof and I got into a wee argument on how sex is treated in Buffy.  There I was thinking how cool it was that Buffy and her buddies are allowed to have sex and be protagonists, but I guess the truth is I hadn't thought about it that much.  When you do think about it, Buffy is punished for having sex...kind of a lot.  There's the whole Angel deal, which I kind of put aside because Joss Whedon wishes he'd never done it, but then moving on from there: Buffy gets with Parker and is wounded and brooding for like five episodes because hook-ups will damage you emotionally.  She only recovers when she's allowed*** to smack him over the head a few times.  Then there's Riley...remember when their sex fed a whole house o' evil?  And how about him shagging Faith in Buffy's body?  Or how it ended, in a vampire whorehouse?  Conclusion: Joss Whedon, what happened to the horror-movie victim girl kicking ass AND having sex?****

*Which is totally fabulous in that I get to shout things like "Unpack your invisible knapsack!" and "Gender is between your ears, not between your legs!" the entire class period.  The rest of the class says things like "But where is the white male in television?"
**"Why Chicks Dig Vampires: Sex, Blood, and Buffy" by Alice Rutkowsky, apparently not available in its entirety online
***Buffy turns into a cavewoman.  It's complicated and involves beer and warlocks.
****Joss Whedon always hated how in horror films, it's always the interesting woman who dies first.  She's fun, exciting, and has sex...and is usually killed seconds after the act.  Buffy was him taking back that girl.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Another candidate: Dr. Quinn?

Quick, let's brainstorm: who is the most important man in medical history?

My partner A. and I came up with several possibilities in a few seconds: Louis Pasteur (helped develop the germ theory of disease), Joseph Lister (applied germ theory and advocated antiseptic techniques), Anton van Leeuwenhoek (used microscope to look at animalcules), Edward Jenner (invented smallpox vaccine), etc. etc. If I had to pick one, I'd go with Lister, since "germs=disease" is pretty fundamental to everything about medicine today, and "Hey, maybe wash your hands before you stick them inside somebody's body" is just darn good advice.

If we include basic science advances that affect medicine, then guys like Watson & Crick (discovered the double-helix structure of DNA) are eligible, and ancient guys like Galen (second-century anatomist), Vesalius (sixteenth-century anatomist; actually dissected humans and thus got better results), and Avicenna (fascinating Persian physician from the turn of the millennium who laid out some ground rules for pharmacology and clinical trials in freakin' 1025) deserve at least honorable mention.

Also learned in this conversation: as a child, A. owned a book called Great Microbiologists. Truly, we are a match made in Heaven, or like a test tube or something.

Now, here's a harder question: who is the most important woman in medical history?

We know this is a harder question for many reasons. Although an even half of medical degrees now go to women, this is a very recent development. Back when Avicenna was writing The Canon of Medicine and Galen was carving up monkeys, opportunities for women in medicine were pretty much zippo (although "medicine" in those days was less a scientific profession and more a stylized way of killing sick people with sharp things and leeches). The first openly female physician in America, Elizabeth Blackwell, didn't graduate from medical school until 1849. Throughout the twentieth century (and even today), women who do go into medicine and biomedical research have been hampered by a number of factors. Most notably, although 60% of undergraduate degrees in biology go to women, the percentage drops to 37% of biology PhDs. Steadily lower percentages of women become tenured biology professors, department heads, Nobel Prize winners, etc.

But progress is happening, slowly but surely. Ten women have won the Nobel Prize in Medicine & Physiology since the award's inception, including two in 2009, and all of their contributions to medical science are incredibly important. Due to the relatively small sample size, it's hard to isolate an individual candidate for most important woman, but there are many worthy candidates. Again, we can open it up to basic science: Rosalind Franklin (X-ray crystallography) and Marie Curie (radiation) come up a lot in lists of important female scientists.

Also, let's not forget that many women have made useful contributions despite the barriers that kept them out of the medical profession. Nursing is a devalued pink collar occupation even today, but ladies like Florence Nightingale (advocated for sanitation) and Clara Barton (founded the Red Cross) certainly deserve to be counted among important figures in medical history. What about activists like Margaret Sanger (birth control advocate), who saved countless lives? Not to mention thousands of midwives and other female healers throughout history, who surely didn't do any more harm than wacky old-timey physicians, and probably did more good. Women have been contributing to medicine for centuries, so of course it would be difficult to name a single individual as the most important woman in medical history--

Oh? What's that, Popular Science? You have a suggestion?

The February 2010 issue has a short article (page 81; couldn't find it online, so you'll have to take my word for it) with the headline "5 Reasons Henrietta Lacks is the most important woman in medical history." The name sounded familiar--was she an early physician? A Nobel laureate? An inventor? None of the above:

"In 1951, Henrietta Lacks, a poor woman with a middle-school education, made one of the greatest medical contributions ever. Her cells, taken from a cervical-cancer biopsy, become the first immortal human cell line..."

Yep. The most important woman in medical history was not a researcher or a doctor, but a test subject.

I could elaborate for several paragraphs on how messed up this is, but I would be belaboring the point. To wit: men are actors; women are acted upon. Men use; women are used. Men are minds; women are bodies. Not just bodies, but cells. Not just cells, but cancerous cells that were removed and used (without Henrietta Lacks's consent) for medical research.

Of course, we should still acknowledge Lacks's unwitting but amazing contribution. (And it's pretty amazing: Dinosaur Comics, as usual, says it better than I can.) The Popular Science article mentions contributor Rebecca Skloot's new book, The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, which looks like it takes a far more measured and interesting perspective--it's not out yet, but the Amazon reviews say it discusses the "hidden costs of scientific progress" and "how easily science can do wrong, especially to the poor." These are important and valuable questions. Too bad "5 reasons the case of Henrietta Lacks exemplifies the long-standing scientific tradition of exploiting poor people of color" doesn't make quite as catchy a headline.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Fuckwords and Other Swears

It is a common exercise, or so the works of Jessica Valenti tell me, to spend a few minutes of one's introductory Women's Studies course discussing the nature of obscenities and insults.  The classical questions:
  1. What are the most insulting names you can call a male?
  2. What are the most insulting names you can call a female?
Valenti has the answers to your pop quiz in Full Frontal Feminism.  Off the top of my head (I left my copy in Manhattan, sigh):
  1. Sissy; fag; bitch; girly-man
  2. Slut; whore; cunt; bitch
The point of the exercise, of course, is to note that the most damning trait for any gender is to be feminine.  I am rehashing her argument because I am this curious to know your thoughts on this matter:

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Why is it that sex is so closely tied to insults?  Perhaps it is because making very intimate matters public is inherently shaming.  Certainly it has to do with the Puritanical wave that dominates the country.  These theories help explain catcalling but fall flat when facing the Great Pumpkin of all insults:

Fuck you.  Why is this not a compliment?  "Oh, thank you for that, you know, it's been quite awhile since anyone has wished sexual fulfillment upon me!  You're a gem!"  At least this is how things in my imaginary universe go.  Damn you, on the other hand, is easily explained: the insulter wishes the insulted party damned for all eternity.  But fuck you?  Please, someone alleviate my confusion!

*YES.  Watch me resort to lolcats!  This will not be the last time!  Ha!**
**Ok, it was gonna be a lion batting a porcupine, but that's comparing your ideas to quills.  Also this cat has counselor paws, so there.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Part SoapBox, Part Book Review, All Ladysquad!


A Note on the Text:
Once again: Long. Does it make up for it if it's extremely informative? Hm.


Ladies and jellyspoons! I just finished reading Wally Lamb's Couldn't Keep It To Myself: Testimonies from Our Imprisoned Sisters, and OH MAN do I recommend it. It's a few years old now, published in 2003, but it certainly packs All Kinds Of Punch. Parts of it are funny, parts of it are gut-wrenchingly, sad, and it makes you feel--well, complicated. As you may have gathered from the title, it's a collection of stories from incarcerated women at the York Correctional Institution, compiled and edited by Wally Lamb during the Writing Class he (volunteer) teaches there.


It is an excellent introduction for people who aren't quite ready to dive into the Prison Reform movement the way I did, rather naively, when I jumped unprepared into that "Radical Theories of Punishment" class with Angela Davis. It's a deeply fraught issue, especially when I think of it in context of my sister--a lawyer in New Orleans. Last year, she worked for the DA's office in a parish just across the lake from the city, where she assisted with criminal court cases. She would frequently call me up to report her success-- "We just won our case! This rapist who beats his wife was found guilty! Next week we're going to push for either life in prison or the death penalty!" On the one hand, hella Hooray, Rapists & Beaters are definitely BadBadBad.


On the other hand, fuck! Destroying this man, either by taking away his civil body or his actual body, doesn't actually fix the patriarchal system which encourages this behaviour. It won't make the rape victim un-raped, or the wife un-beaten. It fixes the immediate, personal issue, but it doesn't change the social constructs at play. It might, arguably, even make it worse, because it tells the Individuals In Power that they have the right to judge who gets to die, who gets to be undead, and who gets to actually live.

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